Turtle Sales Rise in Canada After ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’
The current Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie was a hit with children to the point that turtle sales in Canada went up. The problem is that a permit is needed to import turtles. So now, there’s some illegal smuggling going on.
Martian Manhunter vs. Rocket Raccoon
It’s very easy making comparisons to Marvel and DC as of late. Marvel has created a shared movie (and television) universe for their growing cast of superheroes. DC is attempting the same, but introducing characters right away. They’re in the beginning stages, so any thoughts at this point is speculation or assumptions.
J.J. Abrams Apologetic Over Lens Flare
Robber in Iron Man Mask Robs Bank
It was only a matter of time before another Avenger went villain. This time, someone wearing an Iron Man mask robbed a bank in Florida. Unfortunately he was on hard times and couldn’t afford (or build) repulsor beams, so the Iron Robber brandished a gun.
Oh, there’s also video. It’s pretty ridiculous. I wonder who’s next?
She-Hulk Assaults Person in York
In York — no, not New York for once — a 17-year-old girl was assaulted outside a fast food restaurant. The assailant was described as looking like the She-Hulk, in green body paint and red hair.
The unprovoked assault was provoked by an uncontrollable rage from who is assumed to be Bruce Banner’s cousin, Jennifer Walters. The police and S.H.I.E.L.D. are on the look out. Banner has went into hiding yet again.